For all practical purposes the Georgia GOP had been DEALT a bad hand by their contestant in the gubernatorial race.
After battling ethical charges all throughout the primary campaign Nathan Deal squeaked through the victory door just a teeny weeny bit ahead of second place finisher Karen Handel. He won by about the width of a stack of bankruptcy forms.
Wouldn’t ya know it, just as he squares up against the smooth talking, well heeled, deep pocketed, former Guvnuh Roy Barnes, that stack o’ financial trouble, jumps clean over the ethical challenges, right to the top of deck.
Deal, it seems, has made some bad ones.
Nathan is out two-point-three (m)illion bucks. (((but wait, there’s more)))
Now, before we delve into suum kind o' fun here, let me point out RIGHT AT THE TOP. . . . . IT AIN'T NO CRIME TO OWE MONEY.
Heck, most of y'all have an empty wallet and a stack o' bills sittin' there right next to the computer screen.
So let me say again . . . . IT AIN'T NO CRIME TO OWE MONEY !!!!!
But, being deep deeep deep deep deeeeeeep in debt surrrre does make men and women do some funnnny things.
Here’s a quick synopsis of Nathan’s “SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS.”
Mr. Deal says he, like any proud papa wanted to help his daughter and her hubby get their new sporting goods bid’ness off the ground. now that ‘s good and oooh so sweet, but after seven months when the store was bleeding cash to the tune of one-point seven (m)illion dineri, MOST good papa’s would pull the young’uns aside and say, babeee, this line o' work just isn’t for y’all.”
Deal is in the red for two-point-three (m)illion. (((but wait there’s more))))
Now, for Bill Gates or Warren Buffet, two and a third mill’, is hepin’ the chillun out, but for a man who claims to be a regular guy; two and a third million dollars (((but wait there’s more)))) is a MAJOR investment.
C’mon folks, the blind can see through this wisp of a sheen of a shadow of an excuse. Mr. Deal might as well admit it, this wasn't helping out his children so much as it was investing in a business, no matter WHO the owners were_ they just HAPPENED to be his wee ones.
Mr. Deal has made a bad financial investment, and he's even playing this explanation phase out badly.
He, in essence is trying to portray this as a concerned and helpful father who got in over his head. No one can drink that much Kool-aide and make this story believable.
Someone in the Ga. GOP might wanna whisper to Nathan "You would serve yourself better by saying that you just made some dumb money moves. . . ."
Oh, but that would open you up to the general conservative stance that this whole national financial mess was brought on by too many people buying houses that they couldn’t afford or spending more money than they could pay their creditors.
So, I guess going the honesty route would amount to a biiig ol’ kick on the right side of Deal and the party's political shanks. (((doncha wish those big boy pants had exxxxtra padding)))
(((Tap tap tap))) did I hear that there was more to this NEW deal. . . . .
Cue Kenny Rogers singing "The Gambler". . . . “Ya gotta knowww when to hold ‘em. . ”
Thursday Sept 16th, right after a debate on EDUCATEshun with Roy boy, what do ya think them mean ol’ reporters asked Nathan ? Yep
According to the Atlanta Journal, a local TV reporter asked Nathan if was having just a leeeeetle bit of money issues with his other bid’ness, like loans between one and five million $$$ to his auto salvage business.
Dean says that these are corporate loans that he and a business partner share, but yep !!!
Cue the Temptations singing “Ball of Confusion,” “And the band plays on.”
Mr. Deal says he, like any proud papa wanted to help his daughter and her hubby get their new sporting goods bid’ness off the ground. now that ‘s good and oooh so sweet, but after seven months when the store was bleeding cash to the tune of one-point seven (m)illion dineri, MOST good papa’s would pull the young’uns aside and say, babeee, this line o' work just isn’t for y’all.”
Deal is in the red for two-point-three (m)illion. (((but wait there’s more))))
Now, for Bill Gates or Warren Buffet, two and a third mill’, is hepin’ the chillun out, but for a man who claims to be a regular guy; two and a third million dollars (((but wait there’s more)))) is a MAJOR investment.
C’mon folks, the blind can see through this wisp of a sheen of a shadow of an excuse. Mr. Deal might as well admit it, this wasn't helping out his children so much as it was investing in a business, no matter WHO the owners were_ they just HAPPENED to be his wee ones.
Mr. Deal has made a bad financial investment, and he's even playing this explanation phase out badly.
He, in essence is trying to portray this as a concerned and helpful father who got in over his head. No one can drink that much Kool-aide and make this story believable.
Someone in the Ga. GOP might wanna whisper to Nathan "You would serve yourself better by saying that you just made some dumb money moves. . . ."
Oh, but that would open you up to the general conservative stance that this whole national financial mess was brought on by too many people buying houses that they couldn’t afford or spending more money than they could pay their creditors.
So, I guess going the honesty route would amount to a biiig ol’ kick on the right side of Deal and the party's political shanks. (((doncha wish those big boy pants had exxxxtra padding)))
(((Tap tap tap))) did I hear that there was more to this NEW deal. . . . .
Cue Kenny Rogers singing "The Gambler". . . . “Ya gotta knowww when to hold ‘em. . ”
Thursday Sept 16th, right after a debate on EDUCATEshun with Roy boy, what do ya think them mean ol’ reporters asked Nathan ? Yep
According to the Atlanta Journal, a local TV reporter asked Nathan if was having just a leeeeetle bit of money issues with his other bid’ness, like loans between one and five million $$$ to his auto salvage business.
Dean says that these are corporate loans that he and a business partner share, but yep !!!
Cue the Temptations singing “Ball of Confusion,” “And the band plays on.”
Out !!!
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